Some FACTS !!! they're funny....trust me

Some real strange facts with some hilarious comments...............
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
( Hardly seems worth it)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
( Now that's more like it)


The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body
to squirt blood 30 feet.
( OMG! )

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
( In my next life I want to be a pig)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
( Still not over that pig thing. )

A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves
to death.
( Creepy! )

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to
it's body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
( "Honey, I'm home. What the....." )

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
( I still want to be a pig in my next life. Quality over quantity. )

Butterflies taste their own feet.
( Something I always wanted to know. )

Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.
( OK, so that would be a good thing.... )

A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
( I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
( I know some people like that too. )

Polar bears are left handed.
( Who knew...? Who cares! )

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
( What about the pig?)